Monday, January 12, 2009

andrea bargnani has arrived

in rotation: platinum pied pipers - abundance

in light of andrea bargnani's awesome play as of late, here is a fitting article i found by trevor smith on hoopsaddict.com. click here for the original link.

"“There’s never a band of people pushing and inspiring you. Most will never believe your potential until you literally prove it to them.” – Shelby Lohr

I am, and will forever be, an Andrea Bargnani apologist. I acknowledge this candidly and wholly, as it surely skews my arguments that follow. I do not present this fact reluctantly. It is not a confession of wrongdoing or an error in judgment. I simply concede it as the open truth.

I admit this because it influences how I understand the factors around Bargnani’s development and the Raptors in general. One always aims to remain completely objective and free from bias, but the idea that I could remove my partiality when discussing for the third-year forward is overly idealistic. My beliefs do not exist in a vacuum. They influence my understanding of everything around me, including the NBA.

That clarified, allow me to present my point: Bargnani has arrived. This arrival was certainly stalled, delayed, and at times awkward, but it has come.

When the adjective “potential” is used in relation to professional athletes, it has a number of interesting, and conflicting, connotations. It is at once both a blessing and a curse. On the surface, it suggests merely that the player might become great, but beneath its surface, the term implies something more subjective about how that greatness may never be reached.

At times, the label provides the player a safety net to make mistakes in the name of growing their talent in a safe, controlled environment. Yet paradoxically, it also creates extreme pressure. Being assessed as a potential future standout infinitely increases others expectations. Should those great expectations not be met soon, all the potential is the world will not save them from the wrath of scorn sports writers and casual fans.

Andrea Bargnani has dealt his entire life with the complexity that having “potential” brings. Nothing has ever been simple when it concerns the No. 1 pick from 2006 NBA Draft.

A good deal of this has been his own doing: for the last season and a half his play has been maddeningly inconsistent and he has at times appeared aloof.

Yet there have been other factors at play that made his progress a complex subject. These include life tribulations (ex. the language barrier and cultural divide between Canada and Italy) and basketball specific harms (ex. two coaching staffs that have never defined his role or provided consistent playing time at one position).

The argument about his potential seemed to reach a tipping point in December; Bargnani was playing some of the worst basketball of his career after Jay Triano took control of the team. Many declared that if he would he ever realize his would-be greatness and that the “Bargnani Experiment” needed to end.

The last two weeks has seen the pendulum swing completely: he is now playing his best basketball ever. Since taking over for the injured Jermaine O’Neal, he has started every game and is putting up numbers that point to his ability, not his capability, numbers that point to his game now and not to possibility.

Seven Games. 21 points a night. 6.57 rebounds a game. 1.71 blocks. 52 per cent shooting.

He has been given an opportunity and has responded by performing. He has long deserved this chance for serious, consistent minutes in the rotation and he has thrived since receiving them. His development is critical to the Raptors future, not just this season, but as a franchise.

In his typical stoic, minimalist way he has dismissed any suggestions that something larger has clicked, that pieces have now fallen into place. He has instead said that playing more minutes is what has allowed for this level of play. He may not be wrong. For any player (and specifically for a 23-year old) it is easier to gain confidence in your game and abilities if you remain on the court.

Over the last seven games he is playing 33 minutes a night. His career average hovers just above 25 minutes a contest. Given this increase, it is understandable why results have begun to flow in so steadily.

Under Sam Mitchell, Bargnani made an abundance of mistakes. Due to his tough-love attitude to coaching and the pressure he had to win immediately, Mitchell never allowed Bargnani to play through those mistakes. Recently, Triano has allowed that to happen (even if it is only a result of their depleted depth) and the results speak for themselves.

His detractors always point to the other players Toronto might have drafted in 2006 over the Italian standout. The most obvious example thanks to hindsight is Brandon Roy, who has already been an All-Star and presently scores 25 points a game along with over 5 assists. Roy is unquestionably already a star however he also plays 37.1 minutes a night. For his career, Roy has played 36.8 a contest compared to Bargnani’s 25. I am not suggesting Andrea would be an All-Star were he to play 10 more minutes a game, I am merely highlighting that the number six pick from 2006 came into a very different situation and had very different opportunities compared to his counterpart in Toronto.

The same argument can be made against comparing Bargnani to LaMarcus Aldridge. While Aldridge’s numbers are slightly better for his career than Andrea’s, he also plays over 35 minutes a night (over 30 for his entire career) and has started every game he has played in this year. Even with that extra court time, Aldridge’s averages do not greatly trump Bargani’s.

As for the rest of the lottery picks from 2006, Bargnani’s development is leaps and bounds ahead of his contemporaries such as Mouhamed Sene, Shelden Williams, Tyrus Thomas, Adam Morrison or Randy Foye. Admittedly, Rajon Rondo was also in the 2006 Draft, but was taken 21st overall and therefore was not an option ever considered by Toronto or others in the lottery.

Behind the man dubbed “Il Mago”, Toronto has won four of their last six games. The team is winning thanks to its young star rolling in all elements of his game. Once a defensive liability, Bargnani has become grasping the team’s most complex defensive concepts. His foot speed has improved when drawn out to defend on the wing, while as his post positioning in the paint has also leaped forward. This season his blocks per game have increased to 1.33 a contest compared to .77 for his career, and he recently had a five block performance. While he will never be mistaken for Bruce Bowen or make the All-Defensive team, he has shored up what was previously his greatest weakness.

The other complaint has been of his rebounding. This too has shot up this season, from 3.9 for his career to 4.5 a night. While protesters would point to his seven-foot frame and ask for more, the fact remains that he is playing fewer than 28 minutes a night and has two double-digit rebounders (O’Neal and Chris Bosh) on his own team to contend for boards with.

The Italian’s greatest asset has long been his considerable shooting touch and range. Few, if any, seven-footers possess the sort of long-range shooting capability Bargnani does, which is why it is so convenient to unfairly compare his development to that experienced by Dirk Nowitzki.

While he will not convert 62 per-cent of his three-pointers for the rest of the season, as he has since becoming a starter, he is still shooting 41 per-cent on threes for the year compared to his career average of just 36 per-cent. That improvement is seen elsewhere too: he is hitting 87 per-cent of his free-throws (up from 84 per-cent) and 44 per-cent from the floor in general (compared to 41 per-cent).

The boost in his shooting is not a result of changed mechanics. It is merely a by-product of confidence. He has always demonstrated this kind of ability; he is just now receiving a showcase to present it without feat of being pulled or rejected when he struggles. When his potential did not translate into immediate production, he sat. Now he starts, and flourishes.

This brings up the final point about Bargnani’s sudden ascension: his consistency. I concede that seven games does not a career make. This level of excellence must (and I believe will) continue going forward if we are to say definitively that he has turned the proverbial corner and finally arrived. The only way to discern if that is really the case though is to continue to play him.

He must continue to receive the same looks in the offense, the same responsibilities defensively, and the same amount of playing time, once O’Neal returns. That is the only way to know for certain that he has shook off the dreaded tag of having “potential”.

He can rebound, he can defend, he can score.

Now he needs to play.

That is how his confidence will grow and, incidentally, that is how Toronto will win.

As I already remarked, I am an Andrea Bargnani apologist. Only now I have a clearer certainly that I have nothing to apologize for. Instead, I merely have complete support for a developing young star. I was not always sure that it would reach that point, and depending on how the team handles his progress and playing time once O’Neal returns, it still may not.

But I believe the forward’s progress, not his inconsistency. I believe in what he represents about how a player can mature and grow into their game.

I believe in Andrea Bargnani."


Thursday, January 8, 2009

danny granger is the man

still in rotation: dumbfoundead - dumburger with no cheese ep

danny granger is the shit. fuck yeah.


danny g's game-winner

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

how odd?

in rotation: dumbfoundead - dumburger with no cheese ep

here's a play featuring two of my most hated nba players - manu ginobili swatting dwyane wade. i figured it was just a little strange and warranted a little attention.

oh and for the record, manu and wade both share honours on my most hated list with the likes of roger mason jr., tony parker and rajon rondo.

eurgh.


manu blocks wade

Monday, January 5, 2009

okwerdz vs jaze juce

in rotation: okwerdz - the rush hour ep

i was anticipating this battle as much as that tantrum vs dumbfoundead battle. after all the internet squabbling between these two cats, you knew it was going to be a hype battle. i have to admit that prior to this showdown, i was not a big jaze juce fan at all but he really impressed me this battle. nevertheless, okwerdz took this shit. dope battle. 'nuff said. check it out.


jaze juce vs okwerdz part 1


jaze juce vs okwerdz part 2

the fatal consequences of masturbation

in rotation: aesop rock - bazooka tooth

i thought this was rather interesting - an extract from le livre sans titre (the book with no title), 2nd ed. (Paris, 1844). some of you motherfuckers are lucky to be alive. click to enlarge the image and find out why. oh yeah, happy new year suckers!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

multis: the final verdict (as found in mc battle blog)

in rotation: oddisee - oddisee 101

an excellent article on the use of "multis" in emcee battles as found in mc battle blog - an insightful guide to the entertaining world of emcee battles.

"When utilized properly, multi-syllable rhyme patterns can dramatically increase the impact of your lines. When employed incorrectly, you sound like a fucking dipshit. Follow along as we guide you from an Eleagle to a.. well.. not Eleagle.

Ever since this style became all the rage, there’s been a legion of incredibly terrible battlers desperately trying to incorporate this tactic into their arsenal. Almost all have failed. The most obvious reason for this occurrence? They fucking suck.

In order to excel at rapping in multi-syllable fashion, you must be moderately intelligent and possess a large vocabulary, as well as the self-awareness to realize when your lines are atrocious. Since the majority of battlers lack these basic fundamentals, their verses wind up becoming a jumbled mess of stupidity.

The key to spitting a good, clean multi is a very simple concept, yet it somehow eludes many, many battlers. Above all, the most important guideline to follow is relevance (this is a mandatory requirement in general, but even more important when using multi-syllables). Despite this being completely disregarded by the majority of the current battle scene, without it, the most your bars can hope to achieve is to sound pretty.. and even then, they’re still trash.

Examples:

You really think those played, used bars are gonna take you far?
You’ve got a better chance rolling through in a busted up, fake used car!

-Eleagle to D-Lor

Why is driving a used car such an impossibility? Why are we calling the car fake? There’s absolutely no reason Eleagle needed to say this. It’s forced, makes no sense and was only included because he needed words to rhyme.

Ayo! TheSaurus and Illmac? Your clitoris just builds fat..
-Frankie Wapps to TheSaurus & Illmaculate

How does a clitoris build fat?

TheSaurus’ grill, looks like a tortured seal, leftover pork & veal
Or some ordered meal from a Greek diner of half chewed orange peels

-Jaze Juce to TheSaurus

Saur’s face doesn’t resemble a seal, despite how much it’s been tortured. It’s also nothing close to a chewed up orange peel. Leaving out the worst comparison and inserting “pork and veal” at the end of the bar makes much more sense as that’s an item people might order at restaurants. Irrelevant multis ruin lines.

What is this? A.C. Slater? I think his fucking.. face seems gayer
And with 18 craters he’ll scare away each neighbor

-Jaze Juce to TheSaurus

How does a face seem gay? Why only 18 craters? Why not 17? It’s a bad sign when you need random numbers to make rhymes fit. Where’d these neighbors come from?

In case you don’t remember, but a while back there was a battler who garnered more hate than anyone else on the battle scene due to his abundant use of irrelevant and ludicrous comparisons. He’d often compare his opponents, human beings mind you, to inanimate objects that no human could possibly bear resemblance to.

Examples:

You look like a giant sized onion on a fucking retarded broom stick!

Your face looks like someone stuck TNT inside a belly button!

His face looks like John Goodman’s face superimposed on a sack of potatoes!
-Mic Assassin to Iron Solomon

Yeah, I’m just not too sure how accurate those lines really are. As you can see, Iron Solomon just looks like a normal human being.

I doubt anyone out there would label these comparisons acceptable, which boggles the mind because so many jump at the chance to defend similar lines which follow nearly the same formula. The only difference between them being, you guessed it, multis.

Battle rap listeners give a pass to terrible comparisons because they sound pretty when surrounded in multi-laden rhymes. They are fascinated with these schemes because they think they’re harder to write. They laugh like morons while overlooking the fact that, despite how cute it sounds, nobody resembles 12 inanimate objects or random people.

Examples:

He looks like Tiger Woods
Busted nuts inside of Little Red Riding Hood
Then out came Kobe Bryant’s foot
-Mosh Jelton to Unorthodox Phrases

Unorthodox looks nothing like Tiger Woods, but he is indeed a tall, black male so I guess whatever. What’s not debatable is the fact that he doesn’t resemble a small, fictional white girl or an NBA player’s foot. I don’t know how anyone can resmeble another human’s foot. Again, the multis are only in place to rhyme. It’s lazy writing.

You’re barely makin’ weary statements
And if you listen close enough to this fairy Haitian
You can hear Gary Payton’s cherry breakin

-Mosh Jelton to Unorthodox Phrases

I can’t tell if the first line is supposed to be a diss or a compliment? Weary means to cause fatigue, so um, whatever, at least it rhymes, right? Again, Unorthodox gets compared to another random black guy with another irrelevant multi attached. What the fuck does that shit even mean? Why is Gary Payton’s cherry being broken and why/how are we hearing it? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!??! *head explodes*

There’s really no explanation for these lines unless Mosh was battling Unorthodox while on a mescaline trip.

In closing, multi-syllabic rhyme patterns will never be a fair trade for making sense in a rap battle. In reality, they make you sound much, much worse. Create a line rooted in accuracy and relevance and stick to it. The battle scene will thank you."


Friday, December 26, 2008

r.i.p. sega mega drive

in rotation: silent knight - holla burton (the unmixed cassette)

oh what a marvelous day. yesterday my friend rich told me about gametraders, a multi-award winning australian owned retail video games franchise with over 45 stores across australia. what's amazing about this place is not only do they specialise in the buying, selling and trading of all gaming formats from the latest systems such as the wii, 360 and ps3, they also do this for retro systems such as atari, snes and mega drive. i always knew this place existed but never checked it out under the assumption that a) no new gaming store could possibly have anything novel or unique to offer me, and b) i could probably pick up any game found in there at jb hi-fi but for much cheaper. apparently i was mistaken.

today i went into gametraders at castle towers to try and find some old school mega drive games, as well as a ps copy of final fantasy 7 (ff7; quite possibly the greatest game of all time!). whilst i was unable to find ff7, fortunately for me, i managed to pick up four pre-owned mega drive titles - nba live 95, jordan vs bird, usa basketball, and barkley's shut up and jam!. each of these were eight bucks each! i couldn't believe it. who knew my childhood could be re-bought for $32? i forgot how much i love my sega mega drive. sure, i spend a lot of time on my wii and my 360 these days, but the sega mega drive is by far my favourite gaming console of all time. now i just need to track down toe jam and earl, as well as the whole streets of rage trilogy, and my life will be complete! fucking yeah!